I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
did i just pee glitter
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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