Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I understand Curling. That high.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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