I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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