There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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