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Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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