Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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