i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
You are a booty call, not a friend.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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