Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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