I want to make a zoo with you.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
