You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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