Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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