Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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