Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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