He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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