Just fell off a train. Bad.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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