you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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