can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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