Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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