physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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