My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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