dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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