it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
In other news, I just burned my penis
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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