I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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