I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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