This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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