Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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