so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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