My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.