i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I need to calm my uterus...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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