is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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