At least make sure they are 18
Why
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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