Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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