don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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