that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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