Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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