Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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