if you like me you must not know who I am
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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