I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I cockslap morals
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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