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OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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