dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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