i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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