I'm jealous of your bromance
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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