I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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