i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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