So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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