Sponge bath it is.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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