i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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