Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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