Yo dont text me then not text me
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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