If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
