Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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