I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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