The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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