Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I need a burrito and a hug.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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