Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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