can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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